Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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