That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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