her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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