everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
People with herpes should wear stickers.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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