She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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