Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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