I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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