I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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