...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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