i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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