She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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