A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
And then the night went full on bisexual.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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