it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
50% drunk capacity currently
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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