he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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