he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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