And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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