Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
