people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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