The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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