I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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