She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do vagina's smell?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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