covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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