Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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