You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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