next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
