I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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