That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My life is pants optional.
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