Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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