super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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