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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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