Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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