just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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