Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
my poor anus
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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