Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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