We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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