Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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