i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think i have herpe
just one?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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