tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
