Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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