Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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