He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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