Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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