She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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