you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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