Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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