so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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