How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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