I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it glows. i had to have it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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