Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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