My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The adults are the big ones right?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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