so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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