Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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