How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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