sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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