Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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