No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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