similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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