THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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