Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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