Jerry, you need to find god
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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